All bow to the Galactic Devourer for your planet will make a tasty snack on his way to universal dominance...wait what is that delicous smell? Is that brisket? Oh this planet shall be granted reprieve from being digested as long as it continues to provide that mouth watering brisket. Next time you are at the barbque joint get an extra serving of brisket for the Galactic Devourer for the good of all the earth. 
 
He was lovingly hand crafted and is a one of a kind work of functional art. Drink from a sculpture all the cool kids are doing it.