Percy of Perfection
In the future they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder and that is the time Percy shall shine. He knows this to be true for he saw it in an episode of the Twilight Zone. Ah it was so perfect all the pig like faces on the screen. The only other time he was so content was during an airing of Animal Farm.
He was lovingly hand crafted and is a one of a kind work of functional art. Drink from a sculpture all the cool kids are doing it.
All work is functional, dishwasher and microwave safe unless specified. However would you run your Ferrari through the gas station car wash? It's best to hand wash as it won't be broken by some misplaced plate.