Sinckering Samuel or Sam to his friends, is always finding humor somewhere, even in the most dire of situations. He would be a wonderful partner to watch the zombie apocalypse as his humor will at least make the end tolerable. Take Sam home and have a drink in him.
He was lovingly hand crafted and is a one of a kind work of functional art. Drink from a sculpture all the cool kids are doing it.
All work is functional, dishwasher and microwave safe unless specified. However would you run your Ferrari through the gas station car wash? It's best to hand wash as it won't be broken by some misplaced plate.